Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Give them cake

So Zinch is doing this short-answer essay scholarship each week. This week’s prompt is:

“What would you do to decrease the amount of violence seen in schools?”

My answer: “I would give everyone a slice of their favorite kind of cake if they promise to not fight anymore. Cake makes people happy. Happy people are less likely to be violent.”

Everyone else talked about setting up programs to get people to be less violent or have people talk to the students. Well that sounds great and all, but cake sounds way more appealing. I WIN. Haha.